>>88 ways to tell if you're stuck in the 80's
>>
>>1. your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head
>>stuck in the banister
>>2. you relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the 
>>"Footloose" soundtrack
>>3. you think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"
>>4. you're still bitter that Wham! broke up
>>5. Punky Brewster is your hero
>>6. you type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
>>7. you still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your
>>house like Webster's
>>8. the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man
>>9. you're building your own Clockwork Smurf
>>10. your summer attire is Jellies and Jams
>>11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
>>12. you consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem
>>and the Holograms
>>13. you wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, 
>>and lacy ankle socks 
>>14. you call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
>>15. every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
>>16. you're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
>>17 you know who Stinky Sullivan is
>>18. you work out with "Get in Shape Girl"
>>19. you want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up
>>20. you enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at 
>>night 
>>21. you know who Loverboy is
>>22. you think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
>>23. you think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
>>24. you can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
>>25.. every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell
>>"Fame!"
>>26. you still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards
>>27. you write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make
>>"Born in the USA" the national anthem
>>28. you still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
>>29. you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma
>>30. you stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in 
>>"The Neverending Story"
>>31. you have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine
>> Peak
>>32. you still practice your Care Bear Stare
>>33. you know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
>>34. you can name all The Wuzzles
>>35. you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair
>>36. you can do the Safety Dance
>>37. in your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
>>38. you like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"
>>39. someone metions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
>>40. your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" 
>>Shrinky Dinks
>>41. you know whose number is 867-5309
>>42. you get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career
>>43. you're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote
>>Control
>>44. you drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
>>45. you consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the
>>20th century
>>46. you have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train
>>47. you want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers
>>48. you still watch things on Beta
>>49. you want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand
>>50. you know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show
>>51. your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the
>>heat is on"
>>52. you always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house
>>53. your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
>>54. you saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's
>>opening act
>>55. you liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser
>>56. you know which Hollywood Square Jm J Bullock was in
>>57. you practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
>>58. you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
>>59. you're still wondering who really was the boss
>>60. you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for
>>61. you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take 
>>the physical challenge
>>62. you organize weekend tournaments of TV tag
>>63. you still drink New Coke
>>64. when you watch "Terminator 2" you wonder where Vincent is
>>65. you know ALF's real name
>>66. you never go out for anight on the town without frosted blue
>>> > eyeshadow and feathered bangs67. you can name all of the Thundercats
>>68. you got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese
>>69. everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
>>70. your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann
>>71. sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out
>>72. you're planning a dream vacation to Mepos
>>73. you use your Speak and Spell to phone home
>>74. you know the original members of Menudo
>>75. sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love
>>76. when you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost
>>and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
>>77. you remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion"
>>78. you know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
>>79. people are constantly gagging you with spoons
>>80. your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an 
>>Egyptian"
>>81. the only thing you know about the Nazis  is that they threw Indy to
>>the snakes
>>82.  you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date
>>83. you hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital
>>84. you know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from
>>85. you have "We Are the World" on 45
>>86. you're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik
>>87. you can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you
>>88. you watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs,
>>that's for sure"